In a faraway land, in the Land of Podd,
folks felt themselves each just a little bit odd.
Why in fact, not a few, not even a dozen,
and not just a sister or uncle or cousin…
’Twas the entire country caught under this spell,
each believed only others were anything swell,
and each felt discouraged, just a smidge, by his lot,
and this is what happened, believe it or not.
