“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.”
— Hedy Lamarr

Guess what? Barbie turns sixty this year. In my opinion, she still looks pretty good for her age. A little nip and tuck along the chin line and some exercise to keep the muscle tone hasn’t hurt any. She never seems to put on an ounce of weight, unlike a lot of other dolls, so apparently fame never led her to…